Check out the stat sheet, I'm maxing out the attributes
Six abilities, see I build 'em to the absolute
Eighteen strength, eighteen intelligence
Eighteen wisdom guarantees that I'm possessing common sense
Eighteen dexterity and eighteen on my constitution
Eighteen charisma, I'm the future evolution of the speccies
For me it's easy, count all the pips
Count 'em up nerd, yeah, it's another triple six
How can you tell I designed this shirt? Well, it requires a knowledge of both White Box D&D and Arduin Grimoire to actually understand the joke. So yeah, it's pretty damn nerdy. Had these printed up at Commonwealth Press to give to my D&D group one year.
Song lyrics from The Ranger's "Stat Sheet", which can be heard in many places but mainly on the very awesome 20-Sided Rhymes!