What is a man? A miserable little pile of t-shirts.

The creepy time of year is upon us, even if it feels like late August instead of mid-October.

The sinister fellow perched on my shoulder is "Vampire Andy," a beloved childhood toy who was turned to the undead when for some reason I thought invisible ink markers wouldn't make indelible fangs. Oh well. Live and learn, die and forget. Or undie and never forget.

Here's another sweet Commonwealth Press shirt celebrating my home state in the style of the classic Konami game Castlevania.