Ol' Monogamous

Travel Shirt Week! Visit Yellowstone National Park! Some fun Yellowstone facts for you:

  • Yellowstone was our first national park!
  • Yellowstone's most famous geyser is called "Old Faithful," because it never remarried after its wife ran off with a mudput from down the block. And also because the name was more pleasing to Victorian sensibilities than its original name, "Old Cuck."
  • Since the reintroduction of wolves into the park in the late '90s, pic-a-nic basket theft has plummeted to near record lows.
  • Every few years a foreign tourist is boiled alive in a thermal pool. It's not an accident - the natives are deliberately sacrificing them to the supervolcano god to forestall an eruption that will kill us all.

The more you know!

A Huckberry retro National Park t-shirt. I am deliberately not linking to the site because it's one of those super-annoying stores that requires you to register before you can even browse their stock. Booo!

Uploaded 9/21/2017

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