Here's another shirt that the company-that-shall-not-be-named sent us that's clearly not the size marked on the label. I've ranted for far too long about lazy cereal mash-ups. So let's rant about something else terrible — Final Fantasy.

Nah, just kidding. I mean, I don't like Final Fantasy — the plots are ludicrous and make no sense, the characters are paper-thin cutouts, and the gameplay is more like balancing spreadsheets than anything exciting — but I don't bear it any particular ill will. It's just not for me.