Never got into Pokemon, really. All I know is that this is what you get when you decide to ruin a perfectly fine magicarp by turning it into something useful.

If this shirt looks unreasonably tight, that's because it's from a grab bag at the t-shirt company that shall not be named [ShirtPunch]. I ordered two grab bags of shirts - one for myself, one for my wife - and for some reason they decided to send her shirts in girl's sizes instead of women's sizes. This is one of many reasons you should not give them your money.