Every man wants to be a macho macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Jogging in the mornings - go man go
Works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that he's a macho man
Ready to get down with anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey!

Why yes, I did just drop The Village People and Snake & Bacon on the same shirt. You might say I was running wild today. Now excuse me, I gotta oil my bionic elbows.

The awesomest thing about this shirt from TheYetee? They shipped it with a Slim Jim in the package. Now that is commitment to the bit.