So, the local boys at Crested Duck Charcuterie have a "Bacon of the Month Club" where you get a pound and a half of delicious artisanal bacon every month, and also a t-shirt professing your love of bacon. How can you expect me to pass up a value proposition like that?

Did I mention it's ethical? Because that's what I look for in a bacon, a coherent and well-thought out philosophy.