Look, you need to recognize that clean coal is not a technical term, it's a marketing term. It's not so much "clean" as it is "cleaner" and it's not the power of the future - it's a stopgap to get us through a rough patch until something better comes along. America's future does not lie in coal any more than it lies in steam-powered bellows and waterwheels.

But damn it makes for a sweet t-shirt.

Shirt on loan from John.