I am so dead.
When I went to put on this loaner shirt from Rob and Sarah it just ripped. I didn't even put any real force on it - it just shredded like tissue paper. Now I owe them a replacement shirt.
I was really into the first few seasons of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" but these days I can't bring myself to watch reruns at all. Everything about it - the plots, the video quality, the special effects, the acting of everyone whose last name isn't "Stewart" or "Burton" - is just unwatchably bad.
Strangely, I don't have this problem with the original series, which is objectively even worse.