The Obvious Answer

Sometimes the solution to your problems has been right in front of you the whole time...

February 8, 2018

Hey Dan...

...I think I found the one thing awesomer than bear hands.

May 22, 2013

When Toilets Weren't Invented

Kids! Be the first to send for the new plastic knights!

February 6, 2013

Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up

Happy? Sure, I guess you could say I'm happy. I mean, I may be a macrocephalic midget with fetal alcohol syndrome who smokes eight packs a day, but happiness is where you find it.

January 31, 2013

Bozo Didn't Tap

Puncho, the fighting clown! An ideal tackling dummy, wrestling partner, or sparring partner.

January 29, 2013

Squick 2: The Squickening

In which Sandy, the doll with long wavy hair and rubber wonderskin, continues to get creepier.

January 25, 2013


I'm Sandy! I drink, I wet, I sleep and you can wave my hair! I have rubber wonderskin! Terrific value!

January 23, 2013

Come-Hither Conan

Conan of Cimmeria has been many things in his life. Barbarian. Thief. Merchant. Freebooter. General. King. And also, apparently, underwear model.

January 22, 2013

Big Mamie, You Shameless Hussy

I know sailors get up to some weird things at sea, but this takes the cake...

January 18, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day

In the spirit of the horrifying Valentine cards offered by Chris Sims and others, I proudly present...

February 14, 2009

A quick note for artists

Maybe your characters should have a distintive appearance?

February 27, 2008

The Wisdom of the Ancients

Our elders have so much wisdom they should just keep to themselves.

January 18, 2008

You've been reading too many comics when...

Morlak, Shinsky, and Zota go into the condo business.

June 22, 2005

Captain America and the Falcon #163

There's a reason you never see the word flick in a comic book font without some extra letter spacing.

January 29, 2005