The Obvious Answer

Sometimes the solution to your problems has been right in front of you the whole time...

February 8, 2018

When Toilets Weren't Invented

Kids! Be the first to send for the new plastic knights!

February 6, 2013

Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up

Happy? Sure, I guess you could say I'm happy. I mean, I may be a macrocephalic midget with fetal alcohol syndrome who smokes eight packs a day, but happiness is where you find it.

January 31, 2013

Bozo Didn't Tap

Puncho, the fighting clown! An ideal tackling dummy, wrestling partner, or sparring partner.

January 29, 2013

Squick 2: The Squickening

In which Sandy, the doll with long wavy hair and rubber wonderskin, continues to get creepier.

January 25, 2013


I'm Sandy! I drink, I wet, I sleep and you can wave my hair! I have rubber wonderskin! Terrific value!

January 23, 2013

Big Mamie, You Shameless Hussy

I know sailors get up to some weird things at sea, but this takes the cake...

January 18, 2013

I Hate Advertising

Not the most original sentiment, but it's true. It's a form of spiritual cancer that perverts and cheapens everything it touches.

June 7, 2005