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Squick 2: The Squickening

Oh dear lord.

I'm Sandy! I drink, I wet, I sleep and you can wave my hair! I have rubber wonderskin! Terrific value!

from Tip-Top Comics #202

Sorry, Sandy, the "Hello, boys" pose and the phrase "the newest in near-human dolls" are not doing anything to disabuse me of my previous notions. And the lipstick and plucked eyebrows are pushing this into Toddlers and Tiaras territory.

Also, apparently her wonderskin is no longer rubber but "just like a real baby's." I would ask how Novelty Mart got such a large supply of baby skin but I don't really want to know the answer.

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