Squick

Oh, the things you stumble across when you're scanning old comics.

I'm Sandy! I drink, I wet, I sleep and you can wave my hair! I have rubber wonderskin! Terrific value!

from Tip-Top Comics #146

There is so much wrong with this ad. As if the image of a baby with long wavy hair wasn't disturbing enough, she also drinks and wets herself and then passes out. She has "rubber wonderskin," whatever that is. Also, it really looks like she's wearing lipstick.

You just know Sandy was created to cater to some distributor's creepy fetishes. There's probably a hidden orifice somewhere, too, lined with rubber wonderskin and life-like hair.

Also, "bottle of doll hair lotion." Sure. Doll hair. That's what the lotion for. Sicko.

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